Top 10 reasons why this is the worst article on the internet.

10. It has no subject or anything.

11. It has no content.

12. It isn't numbered properly.

13. Most people won't read past #13 before leaving.

13 again. This still counts as number thirteen, so please read it before leaving.

9. I just watched Euro Trip, which is a pointless movie. A German girl blocks an American guy's email address, so he goes all the way to Germeny to see her. What a fucking dipshit. Here's how to save 90 minutes of shitty Europe jokes -

- Sign up for a new email address

14.What a moron.

13. I wonder if celebrities eat the same kind of cereal as me.

8. Finnegans is the dirtiest restaurant ever.

7. I don't want people coming to my house and doing bad things to me frequently.

7.6. Decimal points are perfect.

6. It took me 3 hours to muster up the courage to buy a Cosmo Girl mag from the gas station down the street.

5. It has no pictures. My asshole friend borrowed my camera and hasn't returned it in a month.

5.4. People keep flinging tomatoes at me and writing esoteric messages on my wardrobe.

5.4b. It uses shitty inside jokes from girls that I will never have sex with (see 5.4).

3.14. I spelled Germeny wrong up there.

5.a. I have no time to update anymore because I'm addicted to Texas give 'em. I need help.

4. Techno music

3. The writer sucks.

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3. It reuses images from older articles to avoid doing any work.

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3. Sex still equals fun.

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Last updated July 16th, 2004