Things that don't cause cancer.

In a pessemistic society, we have to keep in mind all the wonderful things in the world that don't cause cancer.

1. Yawning

2. Can openers

3. Improper BIOS configuration

4. Catapults

5. Distilled water

7. Distilled vodka

8. Tilled vodka

3. Alphabit Soup

9. Braille Alphabet Soup

12. Alpha Centauri

2. Arabic Alphabet Soup

9. Mirrors

10. Fun-house mirrors

16. Fun-apartment mirrors

17. Fun-trailor mirrors

Fun fact: A fun-trailor mirror is a mirror that makes you look both fat and white trash.

12. Fun facts

13. Fun-house facts

10. Nothingness

11. Circles

13. The frequent replication of mutated skin cells (debatable)

15. White Stripes songs

Except when the chick sings because she sucks and definitely causes ear cancer infinitely.

17. Cursive text

16. Recursive text

17. Recursive text

15. Cursive heiroglyphics

17. Heiroglyphic alphabet soup

3. Death

35. Minidogs

9. Macrodogs

12. Flash media

10. Macromedia Flash

11. Flashing the media

Keep all these things in mind in your life. And remember, even if you do have cancer, you can still get raped. So walk carefully and carry a tall can of mace.

Last updated April 17th, 2008