Twenty seven turkeys, dead!

An MSNBC journalist wrote an article on how more than twenty seven turkeys were blown up yesterday.

When I first read this, I felt sad for the poor birds. Who would be cruel enough to savagely blow up nearly thirty poor animals? Then I came to my senses and remembered that Thanksgiving is coming up. Twenty seven dead turkeys is nothing when compared to the 19 million slaughterings that will happen in the United States alone. It's probably just some new cooking technique. What a waste of news. Did they forget some zeroes or something? Those MSNBC journalists need to get their shit together.

Last updated November 20th, 2003