Song of the week:
Our Lady Peace - Superman's Dead

Chrisopher Reeve died a few days ago. I don't know anything about him but I do know that Superman blew. He's the worst super hero of them all. He has nothing specific or cool about him. He's just abnormally strong, fast, and can fly. Big deal.

Superman would get undressed in a phone booth. How gay is that? Think about it - of all the places to change, he does it in a phone booth. And he did it because he would talk on gay superhero sex hotlines.

I unofficially rename him to "Thuperman." Yeah. What a fag. Christopher Reeves, aka Superman, should have stuck to the Subway or ridden a bike.

Last updated October 14th, 2004