I hate Tila Tequila
Who is this bitch and why can't she keep her clothes on and her mouth shut?
This girl is at the apex of the fulcrum which balances ignorance and idiocy. She represents everything I hate about the world. Tila Tequila is the Adolf Hitler of culture.
The music, the lyrics, the image, the fashion, the mindless banter, the horny fans tryin' to GIT WIT 'ER.
IT MAKES ME SICK
Tila Tequila is on the cover of Stuf magazine. The title of the article is, "Tila Tequila: 25 million people can't be wrong."
Actually, in the 2004 presidential elections, George Bush got over 62 million votes. So, indeed, more than 25 million people can be wrong. Speaking of being wrong, there's two f's in stuff. I can't believe the editors could have missed that one. Stupid magazine. Stupid girl. I hate her.
Tilafashion.com. FASHION.
Here's a fun game for all 8 billion Tila fans to play while they put on their makeup. Tila is a musician, right? The game is called Why The Fuck is the Word "Fashion" in a Musician's Website URL?
I know why.
THE TRUTH ABOUT TILA TEQUILA
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Tila Tequila is a marketing tool. She does not exist as the woman that her website represents her as. She is a fabricated character consisting of a model, a character writer, song writers, clothing designers, as well as a team of culture analysts who dictate every move "it" makes. The things written on Tila's page were not written by the model that you see representing her. The writers choose to give her the attitude of, "I'm just a regular girl who's made it on my own terms," because that's what people will throw their money at. |
How can people not see that she is a musician created for the sole purpose of marketing an image? Hollywood doesn't even have to try to hide it anymore. The fact that popular demand has gotten to this point makes me want to die.
Take a look at a few pages of her 3 billion comments. It's all "you're sexy" and "you're beautiful" and "i wanna bang you." Is there ever any mention of her actual music? Does anyone actually listen to Tila's music?
Our culture is finally at the point where nobody sees any irony in the statement, "I really like this band. Their music sucks, but the singer sexy."
Music isn't about music anymore. Hollywood pumps out these characters like Tila who sing, dance, act, write, porn, model.. pretty soon they'll be getting elected into politics and winning Nobel prizes in science. These people are created to be seen as role models, but nobody could possibly aspire to be like these super ambitious and motivated people. What a shitty life that would be. I'd rather make my role model someone like.. George Bush. The guy sits around snorting coke and farting. What a life that would be. Screw writing books, music, videos, all that nonsense. Drugs and obscene bodily functions are where it's at.
Here's an excerpt of one of Tila's lyrics masterpieces.
Creepin' everytime I got a minute to spare
I was tappin' that ass everynight like I didn't care
I call them all baby cuz I forget their names
You would do the same so dont call me insane!
I got lingerie on that is ready to tear
So I pushed him on the bed and started pullin' his hair
Then my phone started ringing it was my other man
We gotta finish up as fast as we can!
All my playgirls out doing their thing
Who dont give a damn about what people think
We girls have a right to get nasty too!
Cuz I don't want no love I just wanna get screwed!
Tila openly claims to be a slut and promotes fucking random guys. That's just stupid. And wrong. And disgusting. Not that I have anything against sluts, sluts are fine. I just strongly, STRONGLY believe that a girl should come to the decision of being a hoebag on her own terms.
Girls bond with Tila because she makes them feel less guilty about being sluts. Guys like her because.. well.. she's a slut.
Last updated February 3rd, 2006