Google search terms.
I can't update much anymore because I'm busy caring for my three lovely children and beautiful wife. So I'll post the terms people have googled to "stumble upon" various pages of my site this month.
| Search Term | Hits |
| masturbating | 2864 |
| public masturbation | 2239 |
| i want to kill myself | 1171 |
| masturbation | 983 |
| masturbating in public | 525 |
| smoking is cool | 428 |
| fung shui sex | 406 |
| i hate niggers | 386 |
| hidden masturbation | 287 |
| how to kill myself | 245 |
| ninja pirates | 245 |
| sex masturbate cunt | 213 |
| masturbate female asshole | 219 |
In under two weeks, 219 people found my tiny mouse-hole site looking for a girl sticking objects up her shit factory. Just imagine how many people TOTAL were looking for that. Incredible. Do chicks even masturbate that orifice? I know I do, but I don't have a perfectly good vagina two inches away.
| elephantitis dick pictures | 130 |
| masturbating girls | 189 |
| helping blind people sex | 158 |
| how to masturbate ass | 151 |
| masturbation in public | 126 |
| do blind people have sex? | 96 |
| masturbate in public | 66 |
| jerking off in public | 64 |
| naked football players | 61 |
| ugliest person ever | 51 |
Just look in a mirror! LOLLER HAHAHA ZING!!
| public masturbation stories | 50 |
| naked rugby players | 49 |
| am i left or what | 46 |
| how can i kill myself | 44 |
| how do girls masturbate | 44 |
| where is your spleen? | 39 |
| females masturbating | 34 |
| good pussy | 37 |
| makeup sex | 32 |
| masturbating public | 32 |
| merchantguild | 26 |
| ways to kill your self | 22 |
| maddox best page universe | 12 |
| maddox hate | 12 |
| high school fuck | 11 |
| how to get rid of pubic hair | 11 |
| build your own ferret cage | 10 |
| hot stewardess | 10 |
| maddox sucks | 10 |
| clit masturbate stimulation | 10 |
| what is your spleen | 10 |
| little children masturbating | 10 |
I'm all for free thinking and questioning the norm, but "little children masturbating?" That's really not that cool. You ten should be casterated by a steam roller.
| beyonce abortion | 10 |
| skateboard terminology | 10 |
| masturbating females | 10 |
| masturbation public | 9 |
| girls masturbation | 9 |
| rugby pads | 9 |
| janet jackson porn | 9 |
| kids masturbating | 9 |
| math sex | 9 |
| fredryk fox | 9 |
| black niggers | 9 |
As opposed to white niggers? You stupid inbred mother fucker.
| janet jackson xxx | 9 |
| secret masturbation | 9 |
| pictures of elephantitis | 9 |
| awesome sex | 9 |
| ggallin | 8 |
| horsebang | 8 |
| pirates vs ninjas | 8 |
| caught masturbating | 8 |
| girls masturbating in public | 8 |
| getting caught masturbating | 8 |
| high school fucking | 7 |
| my masturbation | 7 |
| big cunts | 7 |
| skateboarding terminology | 7 |
| page in the universe | 7 |
| masturbating kids | 7 |
| pirates and ninjas | 6 |
| get rid of pubic hair | 6 |
| rugby cheerleaders | 6 |
| public jerking | 5 |
| how poor people spend their money | 5 |
Cheesy domain names and web hosting. How else?
| good fucks | 5 |
| dad masturbating | 5 |
| bathroom masturbation | 5 |
| maddox best page in universe | 5 |
| ugliest person on earth | 5 |
| fat mexicans | 5 |
| pirate ninjas | 5 |
| naked high school chicks | 5 |
| second best webpage in the universe | 5 |
| gg allin death | 5 |
| people masturbating | 5 |
| little girl masturbating | 5 |
| my dog brutally fucked me | 5 |
| masturbating teacher | 5 |
| jettas suck | 5 |
| i wish i was black | 5 |
| men masturbating in public | 4 |
| masturbating with your dad | 4 |
Sick.
| what is your spleen? | 4 |
| jerked off | 4 |
| why is smoking cool | 4 |
| is smoking cool? | 4 |
By the way, I was kidding. I don't have a wife or kids, I'm just lazy, so don't email me about it.
| little masturbation | 4 |
| marzipan homestar | 4 |
| ninjapirate forum | 4 |
| maddox asshole | 4 |
| women who masturbate in public | 4 |
| yoga farts | 4 |
| masturbate me | 4 |
| yoga fart | 4 |
| chicks ass | 4 |
| jesus is love | 4 |
| rugby players naked | 4 |
| homestarrunner songs | 4 |
| pictures from mars | 4 |
| the official pirate webpage | 4 |
| orsm.net | 4 |
Why not type the domain name in the address bar, you big dummy.
| old people fucking | 4 |
| cool people smoking | 4 |
| homestar runner songs | 4 |
| bathroom flies | 4 |
| biggest spider ever | 4 |
| rims for jettas | 4 |
| how to burn your house | 3 |
| girl hands pants masturbation | 3 |
| how to build ferret cages | 3 |
| public masturbation forums | 3 |
| lick my asshole | 3 |
| girls caught masturbating | 3 |
| elephantitis penis pictures | 3 |
| disgusting cunt insults | 3 |
| why do people hate skateboarders | 3 |
Why do people hate skateboarders? Is it really that hard? Skateboarders are smelly, greasy, stinky, wear stupid clothing, kick bark around, and self-consciously mumble esoteric message like, "Damn, sketchy son."
| jerking off | 3 |
| nude high school chicks | 3 |
| get your dad with you in the bathroom | 3 |
| rugby men nude | 3 |
| restroom masturbation | 3 |
| fucking good pussy | 3 |
| masturbating friends | 3 |
| fucked cunts | 3 |
| masturbation in front of a mirror | 3 |
| electronic masturbation | 3 |
... is ruining everything for us men.
| i hate fung shui | 3 |
| how do females masturbate | 3 |
| nude rugby player | 3 |
| masturbation in the bathroom | 3 |
| teacher masturbating | 3 |
| killing your self | 3 |
| yoga babes | 3 |
| anal cunts | 3 |
| yoga butt | 3 |
| girls in bathrooms | 3 |
| math and sex | 3 |
On another note, I'm getting distraught over people referring to finding a webpage as "stumbling" on it. What does that mean? How uncoordinated do you have to be to stumble while sitting at a computer? Or did you fly to Chicago, break into my host's server room, and accidentaly trip over the computer that's virtually hosting my site? You inarticulate grommet loserfaces.
| football chicks | 3 |
| do girls masturbate | 3 |
| all about masturbation | 3 |
| girls masturbating | 3 |
| masturbate in front of girls | 3 |
| hire a midget | 2 |
| jetta girl | 2 |
| get your ass to mars | 2 |
| masturbation movies -gay | 2 |
| page 3 pussies | 2 |
| when do girls start masturbating | 2 |
| girl fuck boy | 2 |
| contribution & sex | 2 |
| lick my balls | 2 |
| ass play | 2 |
| public masturbation video | 2 |
| theater masturbating | 2 |
| girl hot personality masturbate | 2 |
Who jerks off to girls with a good personality?
| play with pussies | 2 |
| bored masturbate sexy | 2 |
| how to build a ferret | 2 |
| i hate niggers buddy icon | 2 |
| cheerleader ass | 2 |
| brittany spears caught attention this week | 2 |
| niggerpirate | 2 |
| masturbation movie | 2 |
| sit on my penis | 2 |
| beat off in public | 2 |
| fucking cunts | 2 |
| pictures of funny deformed people | 2 |
| nude rugby men | 2 |
| jail want to experience | 2 |
| naked football player | 2 |
| kill me before i do it myself | 2 |
| masturbation movies | 2 |
| masturbate for me | 2 |
| niggers pussy | 2 |
| i caught my dad masturbating | 2 |
| it s a new day don t wanna be you | 2 |
| girl pussy farts | 2 |
They're called queefs, moron.
| masturbating in the bathroom | 2 |
| universe statistics | 2 |
| 15 year old girls anal fucking | 2 |
| thinking masturbating | 2 |
| dirty hippy shit | 2 |
| men jerking off in public | 2 |
| girls masturbating in class | 2 |
| kitten eating | 2 |
| i m an acne person | 2 |
| ugliest person in the universe | 2 |
| why women do not masturbate in public | 2 |
| masturbation girl | 2 |
| jerking off with dad | 2 |
| girl masturbating in public | 2 |
| masturbating in your pants | 2 |
| masturbation hidden | 2 |
| make your own ferret | 2 |
| girl jerking me off through pants | 2 |
Didn't find results? Try searching for "Every girl I've ever been with leaves me after one night because I ejaculate ridiculously prematurely and it's sad."
| anal girl | 2 |
| lick my bag | 2 |
| dad jerking off | 2 |
| girls who like to masturbate | 2 |
| real life fucking | 2 |
| punk rape | 1 |
| full ass contribution | 1 |
| like seeing people eat shit and piss? | 1 |
| best masturbating girl | 1 |
| masturbation control | 1 |
| masturbating in the wood | 1 |
| aol masturbation board | 1 |
| insert pussy masturbate girl | 1 |
| masturbating men with glasses | 1 |
| girl masturbate asshole | 1 |
| ass masturbating | 1 |
| suck anal cunt | 1 |
| girls masturbating during class | 1 |
| big fucking cunts | 1 |
| dream masturbation | 1 |
| public masturbation story | 1 |
| beyonce- abortions | 1 |
| why deaf girls are better funny | 1 |
| pussy fucking with inanimate objects | 1 |
| gay dinosaurs | 1 |
| masturbate school friend | 1 |
| girls who got caught masturbating and tell there stories | 1 |
| mexican jew | 1 |
| gay ball lick | 1 |
| nude men playing sports | 1 |
| girls put things in there pussy | 1 |
| 15 year pussy | 1 |
| caught jerking off class school | 1 |
| things that clog toilet | 1 |
| ferret crack | 1 |
| korean word for monkey | 1 |
| ugly jetta rims | 1 |
| how should i kill myself | 1 |
| free masturbation any know | 1 |
| is masturbation right | 1 |
| movies masturbate | 1 |
| my penis won t stand up | 1 |
Hahahaha. Loser.
| masturbating father | 1 |
| walk in on masturbating | 1 |
| picture of the ugliest person on earth | 1 |
| jerking off in a public bus | 1 |
| can t wait to kill myself | 1 |
| jerking off for my teacher | 1 |
| masturbation females | 1 |
| girls watching men masturbate | 1 |
| fucking school little babies | 1 |
How can people possibly stroke their schlong while looking at a picture of a baby getting raped without killing themselves afterwards?
| rules on how to play girls rugby | 1 |
| masturbating in front of friends | 1 |
| masturbating thinking of you | 1 |
| masturbating on vacation | 1 |
| masturbate with pants on | 1 |
| bag of shit picture | 1 |
| masturbation students | 1 |
| cunt masturbation school | 1 |
Where do I apply?
| anal cunt dead | 1 |
| bloody fucking girls | 1 |
| tortured penis pictures | 1 |
| nuts tortured | 1 |
| male masturbation in public stories | 1 |
| girl 8 oz pee | 1 |
| stuff that looks like weed bud | 1 |
| how do we masturbate? | 1 |
Last updated February 13th, 2005