Now is our chance to become Popes.

Having hundreds of hot Catholic girls on their knees all around you each day, how bad could it be? Their eyes are closed and their hands all cupped together in front of their mouths. Catholic chicks are absolutely begging for the cock. It's so obvious. To me anyway.. So anyway

I've always wanted to be a Pope. And since that other dude died, now's my chance. However, I couldn't find an application anywhere on-line so I made my own. I printed one, filled it out, and sent it to Vatican City this morning.

Just a suggestion.. you should probably invent your own name. I made mine "Alexander Henry XIXVMCLCXMCI the 38th, Emporer of Zorgtron, Defeater of the Glorginoids." That's way cooler than my real actual name.

If they hung a pope, he'd be a pope on a rope. That's funny. Pope on a rope. Oh man.. good stuff. Sorry, I mean no offense to religious people. I'm just having fun. Havin' a little fun, that's all. Praise the lord and what not.

Last updated April 15th, 2005