Piss on my stereo.

I tell people to piss on my stereo. That's precisely what I say: "Piss on my stereo." I don't even say please.

They piss on my stereo if they know what's good for them. Or what's bad for them. Sometimes they do nothing. Then they tell me, "Dude, seriously, I'm not fucking pissing on your stereo." These people don't know shit.

There's like a million kinds of stereos and only one kind of piss. Figure it out.

A long time ago, whose stereo did you piss on? Mine. Nowadays, you piss on MY stereo.

I don't even need to say "You." I say, "Piss on my stereo." And I swear to fucking god people either piss on my stereo, or they don't piss on my stereo. They say, "Shut the fuck up about that pissing on stereo shit." Fuck you bitch. Don't make me beg.

Nobody is above pissing on my stereo. Tough luck if you decide not to piss on my stereo. You piss above my stereo, and gravity drops it down. It runs downs on the stereo, makes it feel superiors.

Top ten reasons to piss on my stereo:

#1. Piss on my stereo.

I do not care how or where you do it as long as you piss on my stereo. And whether or not the stereo works after it's been pissed on is not your concern.

If you fail to piss on my stereo, the following consequences:

#1. Piss on my stereo or else.

P.S. Just P on my S.

Last updated December 28th, 2009