Janet Jackson's sudden career change.

So you saw a boob on TV for a split second? Big deal. It's not exactly the porno smash of the century. What's the fuss? Have you never seen tits or something?

What I don't get is how one flash of a breast makes Janet world renowned for her newly found porno career. But at the same time, hundreds of awesome pornos go without any fame. For example, my favorite porn flick "Star Whores" hasn't hit a single box office yet.

It's obvious that she did it on purpose. Hell, for that much publicity, I'd rip off my entire outfit and streak around the field squawking like a chicken. It's all staged and planned out months ahead of time. Janet Jackson went from hasbeen to headline event in one swift flop of her rack.

Even if it was an accident, she's still going to change her career to capitalize off the incident. Instead of a porn star, she'll become an author. In three months, the lady will publish a bestselling novel entitled "Janet Jackson and her Out of Bra Experience." God dammit. I can't take thinking about this anymore. I'm going to turn on punk music and throw expensive things into my ceiling fan.