Awesome illusions that aren't of elephants.

Dammit. I screwed up my page of awesome illusions that aren't elephants and put an illusion of an elephant.

Illusions are usually pretty damn fuckin' sweet, but wow, an elephant with five legs. Or three. Or I don't know, none. Who cares. All I know is that four legs aren't enough and they need all they can get. Elephants are big and slow and stupid and the only purpose they have is for carrying midgets.

Nobody ever eats elephants because it would be lke a midget going into a parking lot and eating our cars. And it sucks because one elephant could feed a whole city. Not a big city like Japan, but maybe a small town like Chinook, Montana. In fact, one elephant would crush Chinook, Montana if it fell from a plane. Chinook is the smallest, dumbest town on the face of the planet. And all the other body parts of the planet too. I think we should drop thirteen and twelve thousand million elephants over everywhere. So we drop elephants and boomtown - everyone's fed and Chinook is demolished everyone is happy except midgets, elaphants, and Chinookans who all basking in hell.

Here's another elephant illusion I made personally. How many legs does it have?

Because I had to chop them off so he wouldn't kick me upside the head and bash my liver open while I was basting it live.

Here's another illusion: How big is the black border on this square?

 

 

Could it be one pixel? Three pixels? Forty pixels? One pixie? Four fairies? Where does the border end and the background begin? This will drive you insane for years. Light years, even. That's how crazy it is. And light years aren't even a measure of time, that's explains the insanity of the that illusion.

I want a watch that measures time AND space. I'm surprised they haven't came out with that yet. Anyway, I'm out. Super profundo on the early eve of your day.

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Last updated April 10th, 2005