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How to make your roomate do the dishes.

Common problem - you have a sink full of dirty dishes that you don't want to do.

 

Here's what you do.

1. Get a spray bottle filled with water

2. Open your dish cupboard thing

2. Grab a bunch of clean dishes out of it.

You can also use silverware and spatulas and stuff

4. Thoroughly mist the dishes.

8. Splash water all over yourself so it looks like you've been doing dishes

It helps if you're a super model

6. Tell your roommate, "I just washed a whole rack of dishes, it's your turn."

Your roommate will do the dishes because it's his/her turn.

:: OPTIONAL ::

Optional Step 7. Eat an entire bowl of Almond Honey Bunches of Oats. Not strawberry, not vanilla.. - almond. *Entire* bowl.

Call it a lifehack or whatever, I call it common sense.


Last updated February 28th, 2011


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