Stop rehashing the Got Milk slogan.
Everyone keeps ripping off the "Got milk" slogan. It's time to not do that anymore. There is nothing appealing about it anymore. It's as entertaining as fuckbats in my salad dressing. Nobody will ever find it clever ever again.
It was a good idea when it first came out. When I first saw Got Milk?, I was like, "Woah, I don't got milk. I need some fucking milk." And I asked the captain to do an emergency landing, but he wouldn't. So I tied down the lady next to me and sucked her tits until they looked like chewed up cardboard.
And now there's this -
What is wrong with these people.
Why would I vote for a president who steals slogans from cows.
????????
No. I got frozen milk. Assholes.
It's so clearly been done way too many times. It's not funny anymore. Are people supposed to be like, "Hey, they ripped off the Got Milk slogan. That's so awesome. I want to fuck whoever stole that slogan. Definitely in the ass. I'm totally in love and want to marry the Got Ass Slogan Stealing Fucker, but I better Got Condom." That's what they say, except for all that sweet stuff that I added at the end because I kick so much ass and the truth is - I am the one who stole that slogan! It's me! I'm the ass fucker!
I stole it once for this shirt that I sold zero of.
Which is awesome and in no way makes me a hypocrite for the bumper sticker I made. Which technically rips the slogan off, but also makes fun of it with a mocking intent.
I thought about taking out the second line with all that retard stuff, but then I would be comprimising passion for clarity of point. And clarity never dripped a girl's pants off.
I wonder if cows who are too old to produce milk ever watch Got Milk commercials. Then they get all offended and hurt. It would be like if there was a commercial that said, "Got PMS?" Old ladies who no longer have their period would get upset and cry. And then people like me would get horribly confused and eat Corn Flakes with period blood. Which is a terrible mistake. Period blood is way better with Cinnamenapause Toast Crunch.
Last updated June 22nd, 2008