You like having fun? Me too! We must be made for eachother.

I found the perfect woman online. She enjoys having fun, watching movies, and listening to music. I like all of those things too! We're obviously a perfect match because nobody else could possibly enjoy music and fun. There is just no way any girl can be quite as unique and cultured as this one. She has a very descriptive profile that accents her incredible individuality:

That's interesting because most girls are looking for a guy they can take apart engines with. Of course, this is what she's really saying:

I like a girl who can cover up her sluttiness with such elegance and style but still manage to say something brilliant and intriguing. Here are some more amazing highlights:

Outgoing with a shy side? That's great because most girls aren't shy or self-conscious at all. Whenever I meet a girl for the first time, they tell me all of their deepest secrets about their period and what not. It's quite off-putting and I wish more girls were outgoing with a shy side. The "havin fun" trait really turns me on. I'm tired of girls asking me, "Hey Alexander, wanna go stare at a wall?" I like this one because she seeks entertainment and that's abnormal and mysterious.

She likes listening to music. ME TOO! I love music! Holy cow, this is incredible. It's like I'm reading my own profile! Man, she even enjoys hanging out with friends. Most girls I've met only hang out with their enemies. This is truly my dream girl.

While most girls are looking for that stupid, insensitive type who cheats and lies, this girl is the opposite. I'm sick of my girlfriends telling me to sleep around behind their back. It gets boring. I say to them, "Honey, I love you so much and would never dream of being with anyone else." That pisses her off and she yells at me, "Why are you being so sensitive and smart? Hit yourself in the head with a brick because I want a retarded boyfriend who fucks other women and beats the living piss out of me in front of my friends."

Music, movies, monogamy... I couldn't possibly find anyone as extraordinary and I can't see myself with any other girl. I sure hope she finds my site and falls in love with me. What an exotic pair of thrillseekers we will be - watching movies, listening to music, and hanging out with friends. If you're the girl I'm talking about, email me right now because you are the one and I will spend my entire life finding you.

Last updated March 2nd, 2004