Dream Interpretation.

Understanding your dreams can greatly increase your knowledge of yourself and your life. However, interpreting your own dreams is very difficult because you will subconsciously skew the analysis towards what you want it to mean instead of what it actually means. Plus, you're an idiot. Have you ever woken up from a strange dream and wished you knew what it meant? Of course, shithead. Everyone has. Send me your dream and I'll interpret it. I'll put the best ones on this page for other people to read.

Boushy Is 1337 <boush@aaroncarter.com>
Sent: Monday, May 4nd, 2004 3:55 PM
To: me@xomfy.com
Subject: My Dream

I had this dream that I was at my friend's house and it was all dark and raining outside. We decided to go upstairs. Suddenly, a flash of lightning revealed Christopher Walken standing in front of me with a knife. I ran back downstairs and my friend called the police. I walked into his garage and looked down his driveway. Christopher Walken started towards me with his knife in his hand. I somehow had a gun with no bullets, so I threw it down and pulled out my own knife. He stabbed me in the arm, dropped his knife and walked out into the street. He stood there and chanted Satanic things until the police came and arrested him.

Please interpret this, I have no idea what the hell is wrong with me.

-boush

Last updated May 4th, 2004