Proof that people who use Myspace are dickheads.

I am the victim of an oppressive and mallicious internet.

This month, sixteen thousand images have been hotlinked to my site from someone's myspace account. As in, they straight up stole a picture I made. And I got a whopping eleven hits in return. So of the pulsating mob that makes up myspace, only a handful of were kind enough to show their geeky little online-friend duntfaces where they got it from.

It should be myspacecases.com. Or something equally unclever. Equally not clever on purpose, just to play on the same field as them. Speaking of fields, here's another image I made that you are free to steal and take credit for.

Look, there's not even a credit! Because I care. Now you can put it on your blog and when your friends ask if you made it, you can say, "Yep, I did that shit." And they'll be like, "Sweet!." Then they will continue to think of you as a worthless human being because no matter how skilled you are or good at photoshopping images, you're still a dickhead.

Take me for example. People wonder why my site sucks and I say it's because I don't try hard or care. I don't try hard or care because I know that the people who come here are myspace surfing assholes and I don't want to lift a finger to entertain people I don't like. I take that back, there is one finger I'll lift for them.

 

 

Here's an example of me not trying. I could have made an awesome picture of a star wars ship blowing up something or looking badass or doing something cool, but instead, I grabbed an x-wing off google and effortlessly cropped it right off the page.

 

 

 

 

I'm also gay. I have sex with men. Fat men in overalls and lumpy cists under their forearm and kneecap. Who decided to have sex with some girl last camping trip and left me to hump that rolled up sleeping bag. Which I returned back to my parents without washing.

 

I should go.

 

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Last updated June 22nd, 2005