Bam Margera needs to stop acting, stop selling shitty clothing, and stop living.

Bam's crappy, gimmicky, staged, bullshit TV show needs to stop. That show is terrible. He's clearly not having any fun anymore. You can tell. He's no longer enjoying it. Now he's acting, which isn't funny or cool because Bam sucks at acting.

Every episode of Viva la Bam is worthless and contrived and I can't believe his parents would agree to be involved in such nonsense.

Bam's image is disgusting. So he's found another way to market pain. Great. I would give back any time Bam has ever done anything funny in order to never see a heart-a-gram ever again.

A heart-a-gram is a crippled Star of David with tits growing out the top. It is supposedly a symbol of the band HIM. Bam, being a fan of the band, promoted their logo. That is stupid. Anybody who represents themself with the logo of a band they aren't in is lame.

What could possibly motivate Bam to make commercials? Bam has enough money to keep his great, great, great grand posers financially stable for life. There's no reason he would embarrass himself by doing deoderant commercians in his dumb sarcastic voice everyone seems to like so much.

Bam also has his own line of clothing from Element that somehow makes people want to acquire his bullshit image.

What's more of an invitation to beat someone in the head than a hat that says BAM on it? It's like if you see a girl walking down the street with "Juicy" written on her butt, it's common sense to squeeze it. And you squeeze it until blood squirts out and you drink the ass juice.

I see these "Bam" people walking around in school silently staring at the ground everywhere they go. And they have the "nobody understands me" look. It's not that you're so complex. It wouldn't be so hard to be understood if you talked to someone once in a while and stopped hiding behind black pieces of material.

It's a terrible image. Usually cultures can look back twenty years and laugh about how ridiculous the trends were. But this time, we can do it already. This style of life is already ridiculous and it hasn't even ended yet.

Bam's not going to make anything good ever again, and everything new makes the old stuff worse. He can die as far as I'm concerned, but shutting up would suffice. Stop supporting this guy. He's a shithead. Find a new hero, like me.

Last updated December 3rd, 2005