Anime can make anything look cute.

Japanimation can turn anything adorable and heart warming. The Japanese have invented an art form that can turn the most offensive images into loveable characters.

Even though it's a decaying fish, it's the cutest decaying fish ever to be washed up and devoured by maggots. If I weren't lazy, I'd copyright it so nobody could market decaying fish dolls with velcro flies to stick on them.

This girl is a piece of shit. I think she's a lesbian. I'm not trying to be racist by making her dark skinned. The fact that poop is brown is a complete coincidence and is governed by the fact that animals shit in shades of brown.

This bull is very hansome. He probably gets all the cows.

This is a bird pinned to the grill of a Ford. It's hard to feel sorry for it because it's smile is so big.

Not only does this picture show that anime can make anything cute, but it also proves that those slinky Koreans do put dog meat in their food. That's cool. There's nothing wrong with dog meat. In fact, I heard Subway is coming out with a new kind of Japanese dogmeat sandwich. They're calling it the Sub-woofer. Which is a totally awesome joke.

Last updated July 10th, 2004